A Professor was travelling by boat, on their way he asked the sailor
‘ do you know biology, ecology, zoology, embryology & epidemiology?
‘ NO’ answered the sailor.
The Professor got angry and said
‘what the hell do you know? You will die of illiteracy’.
One hour later, the boat start sinking,
the sailor looked at the professor and said
‘ Do you know swimminology and escapeology from sharkology?’
The Professor answered No.
‘Well, that means crocodileology will eat ur headology & u will dieology with your knowledgeology because of your badmouthology’